Meal for one – one what? Squirrel?
Forms an unbreakable bond – until you first use whatever you’ve tried to fix.
That’s lovely – just what I wanted – it’s going in the bin as soon as you leave…
One size fits all – I don’t think you’re talking about humans here are you….?
Next day delivery – tomorrow never comes though does it DHL?
Simply plug it in – and spend the rest of your week trying to get the gadget connected to your router which is sitting 6 inches away.
No fuss Returns – unless you’re picking it up from my front door then there will be fuss. Also, you can take payment in an instant but it takes 4 weeks to give me a refund – what’s that all about then?
Lasts for 30 days – in a sterile lab perhaps.
No smear cleaner – which always smears worse than the cleaner you binned in order to try this no smear nonsense
We won’t be beaten on price – you can be beaten very easily on price if I look online but you don’t recognise the Internet as a valid shopping medium do you!
DFS sale ends next Monday – and a new one will start on Tuesday at 0.0001 seconds past midnight.
Kids will love it – for 2 minutes, if at all.
Same great taste but only half the calories – the calories are there for a reason.
With respect – what I am about to say will show you no respect whatsoever because you are a total plank.
Serves two – nah, that’s a Meal For One………..
Life – The Biggest Lies
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