Rule #21In general, we cats enjoy a degree of variety in our diets. Some humans have difficulty in understanding this. Therefore, if you are offered the same flavour of food more than once in any given week, sniff the food to confirm your suspicions and then walk away. It is customary to employ a dismissive…
Rule #16 It is well known that humans undergo various forms of treatments, analysis and mental therapy. Thoughtfully humans now recognise the need for any cat to also fully express itself in a safe and controlled environment. Anger, rage, contempt and even manic behaviour can all be fully and safely expressed in these special areas…
Rule #11 Humans are very poor hunters. On occasion they will dangle various items in front of you such as toy mice, feathers and objects attached to string. This is a signal that they wish to learn from your finely honed hunting expertise. Demonstrate your hunting skills and killer instinct for them until you think…
Rule #6 Humans do not possess a warm fur coat as we do. Therefore it is vital that all body extremities remain covered when the weather gets colder. For example, in the middle of a Winter’s night you must be alert and watch for fingers and toes that may protrude from under the human’s bedding…
Essential reading for any feline who is thinking of adopting a human. Rule #1Humans seem to spend far too much time indoors. This is a shame as nature is a wonderful thing. In order to show them what they are missing you must attempt to bring as much of it in to the house as…
